Let’s talk about rape for a minute
The internets are abuzz with news that Roman Polanski has been arrested in Switzerland and may be extradited to the United States to face a decades-old statutory rape charge. The New York times...
View ArticleWe’re very disappointed in you, Balloon Boy
You were supposed to be our generation’s Baby Jessica, but now we find out you were faking it the whole time. Listen, you little shit, what really cheeses me off is that this was probably your one...
View ArticleThe burden of my English degree
I was finishing up lunch in my office’s cafeteria area and was about to throw my paper sack away when I noticed the following, uh, notice above the trash can: GARBAGE ONLY IN THIS RECEPTACLE! It gave...
View ArticleOut with the new, in with the old
Due to a combination of bad luck and irresponsibility, the old host for sleptlate.org, a random machine in a college friend’s basement in Colorado, suffered a blown capacitor and died, taking with it...
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Someone is masturbating to this as we speak
Being the savvy internet denizen that you are, you’re no doubt aware of the bizarre meme of Japanese game shows. The one below is representative, in that it involves teams of diaper-wearing men...
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Out with the old, in with the new
I finally gave in. I ditched one of my last remaining sources of indie cred: the non-smart phone. For most of a decade I’ve been carrying around a phone that was pretty cool in 2001 and hopelessly...
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Dammit, Girls Scouts
You had to know that I would end up calling them Samoans by mistake all the time. There is no plural of Samoa!
View ArticleSpecific things I remember about high school, in the order they occurred to...
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Kjelene Martin feeling herself up with my hand in the Gig Harbor movie theater during You’ve Got Mail Acne Mrs. Shanafelt announcing to her sophomore chemistry...
View ArticleThis old thing again?
I’ve come to dread someone in the media or the wide blogosphere talking about women (or the lack thereof) in science and engineering, particularly in the “hard” sciences and computer programming....
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